[00SJ5] Ryeowook needs to talk more

words: 875
rate: PG13
(Day 5 of the Fanfiction series.)


On the fifth day of Heechul’s challenge, Eeteuk, Yesung and Shindong were on the set of a movie Kibum was going to be in, supporting their fellow member. As they sat there watching Kibum acting on set, Eeteuk looked over at Yesung who was engrossed over a few sheets of paper he had stapled together. The younger man had been pouring over the sheets the entire afternoon since they left the building to join Kibum at the studio.

“So, Yesung, am I right to assume that’s a story?” Eeteuk asked finally.

Shindong, his attention pulled away from the set, looked over also, “Like, a fanfiction?”

Yesung nodded as he flipped the page and continued reading, “I’ve been reading a few short stories the past few days, but this one is longer. I was so caught up in it though, I decided to print it off and bring it around with me today.”

“Any complaints about fanfiction so far?” Shindong asked, “I’ve heard there’s been at least one a day thus far,”

“I AM NOBODY’S MOTHER!” Eeteuk exclaimed when Shindong glanced his way,

“Not really,” Yesung said, “Although this one writer kept saying there were six members in SJ-M – they kept forgetting Shiwon – but I don’t have any complaints.”

Content with his reply, Shindong and Eeteuk turned their attention back to the youngest member present. No one could deny Kibum’s skill as an actor. He was quite charismatic when he was in front of the camera. Engrossed in the filming, it took either of them to register Yesung’s words when he broke the silence with,

“Well…”

Blinking, as if suddenly awaking from a dream, they both turned to Yesung, “What?” Shindong asked as Eeteuk muttered, “Huh?”

“I have one complaint,” Yesung elaborated as his eyes continued to sweep across the page at a steady pace, despite talking, “It’s nothing big, really, but it’s more of a… distortion or misconception of the facts.”

“Which is?” Shindong prompted when Yesung fell back into silence.

Said member flipped the page again, “Ryeowook’s always described as being so quiet.”

Eeteuk and Shindong shared a look before the former spoke up, “Well… he is quiet.”

“Only during the day,” Yesung argued,

“Really?” Shindong inquired, “Because I’ve hung out with him at night before and he’s still pretty quiet even then.”

“I meant,” Yesung finally looked up from the story he was reading, “That he’s not quiet at night.”

This time when Eeteuk and Shindong shared a look, it was one with wide eyes and horrific expressions as the same revelation dawned upon them both.

“Oh… My…” Shindong muttered as he buried his face into his hands,

“I understand how you feel!” Eeteuk exclaimed,

“What!?” Shindong looked up, half afraid,

“Except they write that I’m loud! Kangin is definitely the louder of the both of us!” Eeteuk insisted,

Shindong’s hand slowly moved from his eyes to his hears as he murmured, “I cannot believe we are talking about this.”

“You don’t understand because you’re straight,” Yesung accused,

“And single,” Shindong emphasized,

“But having such a distorted fact about mine and Ryeowook’s sex life-”

“I don’t want to hear about your sex life,” Shindong interjected,

“-is an insult,” Yesung continued as if the other hadn’t said anything; “Every time he’s described as being quiet or not eliciting some eardrum-shattering moan-”

“I’ll pray for death, I swear I will!” Shindong threatened,

“-it’s like saying that I can’t pleasure him properly, or,” Yesung looked at Shindong, as if the latter had nothing but absolute interest in the subject, “thoroughly!”

Shindong whipped his gaze towards Kibum, praying that the younger man would leave the set and walk over, hopefully ending this damn conversation.

“If I didn’t think SM Entertainment would have an apoplexy, I’d set the record straight about mine and Ryeowook’s sex life,” Yesung continued on, lowering his gaze back to the story in his hand,

“Even if SME didn’t freak out, you do NOT need to talk about that,” Shindong muttered as he began tallying in his head the costs for making a call to Shiwon in China while using his cellular,

“I’m just explaining my complaint against the fanfictions I’ve read so far,” Yesung countered, “You guys did ask.”

“He’s got a point,” Eeteuk nodded in agreement,

“He could’ve stopped after stating that Ryeowook isn’t quiet at… night,” Shindong hissed, “Or!” He turned his gaze to Yesung, “You could have just said Ryeowook talks more than we think! That’s all! You didn’t have to go and talk about… about…”

Yesung looked up again, expression blank, “About?”

“Yes, Shindong, about what?” Eeteuk prompted, a slight smirk on his lips,

Scowling, Shindong just threw his cellular at Yesung, “Never mention it again. Just call Heechul.” As Yesung laid the papers on his lap, he picked up the cellular and began dialling; “And be quick about it,” Shindong snapped, “I want to call Shiwon after.”

“But, Shiwon’s in China,” Yesung said as he lifted the phone to his ear,

“Yes, and that’s how traumatized I am!” Shindong exclaimed, “I’m going to tell Shiwon how you began telling me how Ryeowook isn’t quiet at night. Ryeowook! Of all people…”

Yesung threw him a small smile, “Well, how do you think he got to be a power singer?”


(Day 6: feminine!Heechul pt 2)